i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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