Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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