But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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