Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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