But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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