YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
