even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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