Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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