god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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