the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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