Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Randomize
