Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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