im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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