He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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