Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
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