i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
