It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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