if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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