escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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