Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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