Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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