His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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