Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
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