i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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