This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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