Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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