just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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