arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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