Can Purell be used as lube?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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