5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
