he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
