listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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