so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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