I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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