i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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