OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
And then the night went full on bisexual.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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