Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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