If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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