guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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