were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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