I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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