How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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