Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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