I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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