so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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