So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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