yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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