So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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