you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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