He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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