In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
she told me i tasted like america
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
