your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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