how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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